1、在楼梯上跌倒了，嘴里说着倒霉，用最快的速度爬了起来。看看周围，还好，没有人看到。突然，发现一个问题，我刚才，到底是在上楼？还是下楼？-_-;      
                                                                                                 
2、早上起床去卫生间洗刷，要刷牙了，就是想不起来哪支是我的牙刷……颜色呢？……四支牙刷摆在那里，就是不知道选哪个好……靠……不刷了。                
                                                                                                 
3、早上出门去上学，突然发现忘了东西，赶紧回家。到了家里，死活想不起来忘带什么。只好拿了门口的雨伞。没想到那天晴空万里……我在没有课本的情况下上了一天
的课。                                                                                              
                                                                                                 
4、无聊中，给朋友打了个电话，正好接通的时候，发现自己忘了是给哪个朋友打的电话。只好，开口就问，“请问，您是谁”                          
对方：“那你找的是谁？（哪来的神经病？？！！！）”                                                                  
我：“是啊。。。不清楚。。”。。。                                                                              
对方：“-_-;;;”……第二天上学，有个朋友问我，“你昨天是不是打了我家电话？”                                                    
我：“？……有吗？（原来是你家啊）”                                                                            
朋友：“除了你这个白痴，世界上还有谁自己打了电话，还问对方是谁！”                                                        
                                                                                                 
5、去拉面馆出拉面，吃完后，总是发现自己的碗里有7~8片，只咬了一口的酱菜……                                                  
                                                                                                 
6、早上上学，却回了好几趟家。理由是。                                                                          
“妈妈，我的表”                                                                                          
“妈妈，我的钱包”                                                                                        
“妈妈，我的手机”                                                                                        
“妈妈……”                                                                                              
“又落什么了呀~~~”                                                                                        
“妈妈，今天是星期六吧？”                                                                                  
“是啊”                                                                                              
“那我今天不用上学”                                                                                      
“咣当……”                                                                                              
                                                                                                 
7、打车，车走到一半，突然觉得心里有点不对劲……啊，对了……师傅，刚才……我跟你说去哪里来着？？”                                      
                                                                                                 
8、在学校里，想打电话，翻书包找手机……找到了，拿出来晕……家里的无绳电话机！？！……好大……                                          
                                                                                                 
9、写完了健忘证的故事，点关闭。系统问，“是否保存？”我很高兴的点了下“否”-_-;;只好重新写了一次。真想把手指头给砍了！

-_-0

记得小时候~妈妈叫我下楼帮忙买酱油~`

我怕忘了~就一边往楼下跑~嘴里一边念叨着~酱油~酱油~酱油~

光顾着念叨酱油了~`一个不留神~``扑~````````

拍了拍身上的土~起来之后继续跑~继续念叨~`醋~醋~醋~

后来真的买错了吗?